Helpful Hints
for playing game

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The Dog:

The dog is hungry until you feed him and then he gets horny. When the dog is horny and having his way with Ed, you can get him off of Ed by showing him the virtual pet. If you give the dog cigarettes, he won't attack as fast. Once the dog has had his way with Ed, he gets hungry again. You will have to figure out how to kill him on your own. There are at least 2 ways.

The Rats:

There are 4 ways to kill the rats. The most obvious is by using the rat traps.

The Bird:

Watch where the bird has pooped and shoot a sky rocket to that place. The bird will be out of sight so you need to aim the sky rocket to explode up high.

The Flies:

The flies can be killed by launching a sky rocket at their location, but it has to explode on or near them. Use the flies to practice for killing the bird.

Ed's Health:

If you give too many aspirin/drugs to Ed without feeding him, he will overdose.

Severed Ed Controls:

To pick up Ed and place him wherever you want just click and drag Ed to lift him. Below are the key strokes for Severed Ed:  

Hear Ed Speak: Space Bar
Ed Walk Left: V
Ed Punch Left: C
Ed Walk Right: N
Ed Punch Right: M
Go To Store: S
Come Back From Store: S

* Fighting makes Ed tired, so use the punch keys sparingly. There are also some surprise keys. Be careful, they may or may not be of assistance to Ed.

 
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